I just came off of vacation at my parents' home in Georgia and was startled to find, while visiting, a haunted book! Yes, it's true! My mother has a Cokesbury Worship Hymnal passed down to her that is possessed by a demon! Don't believe me? Check the photo for yourself...

http://slcndrgn.net/gallery/albums/userpics/P1010557a.jpg

Convinced?

No? Okay, you got me.

The photo is real and has not been retouched in any manner (except to adjust the brightness and contrast so as to better bring out the stain). The white stain is mold which just happens to have taken on the shape of a leering demonic face. It's a prime example of pareidolia. Nothing more; nothing less. Sorry, ghost chasers!

By the way, my mother has firmly stated that the hymnal is not for sale.